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Now That We've Seen The Osama Tape, What About The Ol'TomA Tape ? by Randy Barker

The release of the Osama bin Laden videotape was enlightening. It showed that the outwardly mild-mannered Osama is really an egotistical evil-doer who is totally capable of using diabolical means to further his political ends.

With Osama exposed, it's time to move forward and release the tape that's purported to be even more inflammatory, the tape that reveals the true nature of Democrat Senate Majority Leader Thomas Andrew Daschle, the video being called the Ol'TomA being Daschle tape.

Those who have seen it say it is just like the Osama tape, showing an outwardly mild-mannered Ol'TomA revealing that he is an egotistical evil-doer totally capable of using diabolical means to further his political ends.

Informed sources say that on the amateurishly shot tape Daschle lets down his guard at a safe house in Georgetown while having dinner with a fawning liberal cleric from back home in Yankton, South Dakota. Ol'TomA is said to brazenly take credit for killing the Faith-based Initiative passed by the House of Representatives 153 days ago, the Energy Independence Bill passed by the House 136 days ago, and the true Economic Stimulus Bill passed by the House 52 days ago, in addition to holding 157 Bush judicial nominees hostage. He even has the audacity to laugh at the hundreds of thousands of job losers who could benefit from the Republican stimulus package, yet believe Ol'TomA and continue to vote Democrat. He says they must be sacrificed in the holy war to maintain the "Republican" recession thru the 2002 election so more Daschle followers can come to power.

But what may be most ominous is that Ol'TomA reportedly asks the Yankton cleric if he is still South Dakota's favorite son in the 2004 Presidential Sweepstakes. When told he's still favored, even though Bush carried South Dakota in 2000, he paraphrases Osama and says: "When people see a strong horse and a dark horse, by nature they will like the strong horse."

Will the Bush Administration actually release the Ol'TomA tape ? And if they do, will they be successful in getting a translation of Democrat doubletalk that will be seen as faithful to the original spin by Democrats in the streets? One hopes so. One also hopes that Democrats will come to accept the truth about Ol'TomA, that he is not the hero of the huddled masses, but actually what he has been accurately described as by Senator Rick Santorum, a "rabid dog".

Excerpt from NotSo SERIOUS MONEY, a weekly financial newsletter written by RandyBarker@aol.com

 

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