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Subject: GRANNY'S CURE FOR THE COMMON
COLD:
Granny was in her eighties and much admired
for her sweetness and kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one
afternoon early in the Spring and she welcomed him into her parlor. He
took a seat while she prepared some tea. As he sat facing her old pump
organ, the minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it, filled
with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom. Imagine his
shock and surprise. And curiosity.
Surely, Miss Granny had flipped! But he
felt he couldn't mention the strange sight in her parlor. When she
returned with the tea and cookies they began to chat. The pastor tried to
stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and the floating item, but
soon it got the better of him and he could resist no longer---
"Miss Granny" he said while
pointing to the bowl, "I wonder if you could tell me about
this?"
"Oh, yes", she replied,
"Isn't it wonderful? I was walking down town last fall and I found
this little package. The directions said to put it on the organ, keep it
wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know---I haven't had a cold all
winter."
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