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1970: Long hair
• 2000: Longing for hair
• 1970: The perfect high
• 2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund
• 1970: KEG
• 2000: EKG
• 1970: Acid rock
• 2000: Acid reflux
• 1970: Moving to California because it's cool
• 2000: Moving to California because it's warm
• 1970: Growing pot
• 2000: Growing pot belly
• 1970: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
• 2000: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
• 1970: Seeds and stems
• 2000: Roughage
• 1970: Popping pills, smoking joints
• 2000: Popping joints
• 1970: Killer weed
• 2000: Weed killer
• 1970: Hoping for a BMW
• 2000: Hoping for a BM
• 1970: The Grateful Dead
• 2000: Dr. Kevorkian
• 1970: Going to a new, hip joint
• 2000: Receiving a new hip joint
• 1970: Rolling Stones
• 2000: Kidney stones
• 1970: Being called into the principal's office
• 2000: Calling the principal's office
• 1970: Screw the system
• 2000: Upgrade the system
• 1970: Disco
• 2000: Costco
• 1970: Peace sign
• 2000: Mercedes logo
• 1970: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
• 2000: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
• 1970: Taking acid
• 2000: Taking antacid
• 1970: Passing the drivers test
• 2000: Passing the vision test
• 1970: Whatever
• 2000:
Depends
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