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 Everything I Know, Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark...
 
 ONE: Don't miss the boat.
 
 TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat.
 
 THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
 
 FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone may ask
 you  to do something really big.
 
 FIVE: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
 
 SIX: Build your future on high ground.
 
 SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
 
 EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
 
 NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile.
 
 TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
 
 ELEVEN: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.