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Latest news reports advise that a cell of 4 terrorists has been operating in Ky State Government in Frankfort.  State Police advised earlier today that 3 of the 4 have been detained.  The attorney general stated that the terrorists Bin Sleepin, Bin Drinkin, and, Bin Fightin have been arrested on immigration issues.  Security advises further that they can find no one
fitting the description of the fourth cell member, Bin Workin, in the area. Police are confident that anyone who looks like Bin Workin will be very easy to spot in the Capitol.