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Using Democrats to Win in Afghanistan

"If we are to pull off an invasion into Afghanistan that will have a lasting impact, we may need to use some special forces from President Clinton's era. I suggest we first send in Janet Reno and her ATF tanks to blast through the terrorists' training camp walls and burn down their bunkers. Al Gore would then step in and stop all oil drilling, industrialization and economic growth with radical environmental policies, and establish supreme rights for all animals and plants.

"Clinton would wrap up this invasion by dismantling the family structure through immorality and deceit, while ensuring all remaining defense secrets are sold to other countries.  Should any of the above missions fail, California's Gov. Gray Davis would be deployed to destroy their energy supplies, create massive power outages, and deplete the treasury."

- GOPN&V reader Lynda Rose McMahan