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How Do You Solve a Problem Like Osama?

"Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take hostages and demand his release. Therefore I suggest we do neither.  Let the Rangers, Seals or whatever covertly capture him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a complete sex change operation.  Then return 'her' to Afghanistan to live under the Taliban."

- From GOP News &Views