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The President has asked that we unite for a common cause.

Since the hard line Islamic people can not stand nudity, and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not their wife, tomorrow night at 7:00, all women should run out of their house and down the street naked to help weed out the terrorists.

The United States appreciates your efforts, and applauds you.

God bless America.