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Oy Vey!

Bin Laden phones President Bush and boasts he had a dream -- 

New York is a smoking rubble heap and a banner across the skyline reads "Welcome Osama bin Laden." "Interesting," Bush replies. "I also had a dream." "And what was that?" bin Laden asks. "I dreamed Kabul was a city of skyscrapers, bright lights and big buildings, and there was a banner across the skyline." "What did the banner say?" bin Laden asks. "I don't know," Bush says. "I don't read Hebrew."

- Forwarded by a GOPN&V reader and attributed to Howie Nave, comedian and
host of the Improv at Lake Tahoe