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Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin  Ladin and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie  pops out of it.

"I will  give each of you each one wish, that's three wishes total,"  says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for  farming.

Osama Bin Ladin was  amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious  state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye,  'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.

"Uncle  Sam" (A former civil engineer), asks, "I'm very  curious. Please tell me more about  this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about  15,000 feet
high, 500 feet thick and  completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or  out---virtually impenetrable."

"Uncle Sam" says, "Fill it with water."