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    Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, "Take only one, God is watching,"

    Moving through the line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

    A boy wrote a note, "Take all you want, God is watching the apples."