|
(click on ads for more
details)
|
|
THE TRUTH IN JUST 13 WORDS........
Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell
happened.
----------------------------
Quotations from women about women . . . . . . .
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray
eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-
Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I
think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone.
-Jan King-
A few weeks after my surgery, I went out to play catch with my golden
retriever. When I bent over to pick up the ball, my prosthesis fell out.
The dog snatched it, and I found myself chasing him down the road yelling
"Hey, come back here with my breast!"
-Linda Ellerbee-
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
-Lily Tomlin-
You know the hardest thing about having cerebral palsy and being a woman?
It's plucking your eyebrows. That's how I originally got pierced ears.
-Geri Jewell-
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow-
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your
girlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky-
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my
head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck-
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-
A man's got to do what a man's got to do.
A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-
The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
-Jane Sellman-
Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought
half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton-
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body
starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me
at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible
warning.
-Catherine Aird-
When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years
before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called
ME slow!
-Kathy Buckley-
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not
dumb . . and I'm also not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a
smart woman with a dumb guy.
Erica Jong-
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-
I think---therefore I'm single.
-Lizz Winstead-
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
another country.
-Elayne Boosler-
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man--if you want anything
done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a
career.
-Gloria Steinem-
I never married, because there was no need. I have three pets at home
which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every
morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home
late every night.
-Marie Corelli-
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties?
How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a noose around your neck?
-Linda Ellerbee-
|
