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Who's
afraid of Satan?
A few minutes before the church
services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking.
Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of
the church. Everyone started screaming and running for
the front entrance, trampling
each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
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Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who
sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
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So Satan walked up to the old man and said, "Don't you
know who I am?"
The man replied, "Yep, sure do."
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't." said the
man.
"Don't you realize I can kill you
with a word?" asked
Satan.
"Don't doubt it for a
minute," returned the old man, in an even tone.
"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, physical
AGONY for all eternity?"
persisted Satan.
"Yep," was the calm reply.
"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan.
"Nope."
More than a little perturbed, Satan
asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid of
me?"
The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for
48 years"
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