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Things
You Would Never Know Without the Movies.
- It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are
visiting.
- A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
- If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into
will know all the steps.
- Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication
systems of any invading alien civilization.
- It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving
martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one
by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their
predecessors.
- When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they
will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
- No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption
or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
- Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure
they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
- When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each
other.
- You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
- Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds,
unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
- An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no
lasting damage to an eight year old child.
- Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you
personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.
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