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Subject: Two Doctors and an HMO Manager

>Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for admission to heaven.
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>St. Peter asked them to identify themselves.
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>One doctor stepped forward and said, "I was a pediatric orthopedic surgeon and helped correct deformities in
>children."
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>St. Peter said, "You may enter."
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>The second doctor said, "I was a psychiatrist. I helped
>people rehabilitate themselves."
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>St. Peter also invited him in.
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>The third applicant stepped forward and said, "I was an HMO
>manager. I helped people get cost-effective health care."
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>St.Peter said, "You can come in too."
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>As the HMO manager walked by, St. Peter added, "You can
>only stay three days. After that, you can go to Hell."