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Dear Friends and Relatives:
> >
> > We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to
> > raise five million dollars for a monument of Bill Clinton. We
> > originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered
> > there was not enough room for two more faces.
> >
> > We then decided to erect a statue of Bill Clinton in Washington,
> > D.C. Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue
> > should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the
> > statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside
> > Jesse Jackson, who never told the truth, since Bill Clinton
> > could never tell the difference.
> >
> > We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the
> > greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was
> > going, did not know where he was, returned not knowing where he> > had been, and did it all on someone else's money.
> >
> > If you are one of the fortunate people who have anything left
> > after taxes, we expect a generous contribution to this worthwhile
> > project.
> >
> > Thank you,
> >
> > Bill Clinton Monument Committee
> >
> > PS: The committee has raised $1.35 so far!
> >
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