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One day Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were fishing in each of their boats in
the Basin Canal. Soon Boudreaux see Thibodeaux come paddlin' toward him.  When he got dere he ax Boudreaux to borrow his cigarette lighter. He
wanted to smoke real bad and couldn't find his lighter.

"Hey Boudreaux, let me borrow you lighter. I can't find mine." Boudreaux
whipped out a pretty Bic lighter at least a foot long. And man, he pushed down on dat lighter and a flame 6 inches tall come out! Thibodeaux, him, he was so impressed he ax Boudreaux where he got dat. "A genie gave me dat. Jus paddle round da bend dere and you'll see a big rusty drum tied to a limb dere. Just rub dat drum and she will come out
and grant you one wish."

Thibodeaux hurry and paddle out dere to get his wish. He was so nervous and excited! When he got dere, he rub dat drum and sure 'nuff, out she came. "What is your wish master?" she asked. "Mais, let me see. Oh, yes! I want a million bucks." "Your wish is on its way." And then, sure enough, the sky fill up with ducks. All kinds of ducks.  Big ones, 'lil ones - - all kinds. Thibodeaux was so upset--he didn't want ducks! So he paddled back to Boudreaux, the ducks still following him.

"Boudreaux , what's the matter wit dat dam genie. I ask for a million bucks and look what she send me." "Don't feel too bad Thibodeaux,......mais you really tink I ax for a 12 inch Bic?"