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April 1 Special Edition:

“LOUISVILLE,.........WE LUVVVVVV YAH”

One of the rumors making its rounds through the government offices in Louisville and Jefferson County is that Governor Paul Patton is considering running for Mayor of the newly merging Metro Louisville.

When questioned about it, Gov. Patton answered that since he was not able to get the state legislature to enact laws on garbage and black lung and he wasn’t looking forward to having to deal with the legislature every year, he decided to move to a new position as mayor of Metro Louisville, where they already have good garbage collection services and there are no coal mines.  He also readily admitted that he would have to learn to like the color “red”; but the job was just “too great to pass up”.  Gov. Patton also said he would name Terry Meiners as his campaign manager.  Meiners, long-time local radio and television personality, will be a valuable asset to the campaign team with all his contacts.  Also rumored is that Bob Sokolar will be named to head the team that will work on merging the computer systems for the former city and county governments.  Gov. Patton says  “LOUISVILLE,.........WE LUVVVVVV YAH.  I am looking forward to working with Terry - after all, he helped get Rick Pitino to come to Louisville and I know he can get me elected.”

With Terry Meiners at the helm, the citizens of Mega Louisville will not be able to complain about a boring election!