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April
1 Special:
Louisville
To Get A New Arena
Due
to all the demonstrations over the Bucket and the Grizzles, County Judge
Rebecca Jackson and Mayor Dave Armstrong have again joined forces and have
pledged to raise money for a new arena WITHOUT using taxpayer money.
We were able to obtain a memo being circulated through the county
offices and city hall asking for volunteers to man FOUR giant bake sales
to be held on the Great Lawn in downtown Louisville.
Donations
will be accepted from the following groups:
·
Corporate
executives to be held on April 16 (Tax deadline day).
·
Sports
figures to be held on May 5 (Derby Day).
·
Politicians
to be held on May 8 (Primary Election Day).
·
TV, Radio
personalities to be held on May 28 (Memorial Day).
According
to the memo, the highlight of the bake sales will be at 7:30 p.m. on each
of the sales days, when notables from each of the categories will present
the desserts they have baked to be auctioned off to the highest bidder.
Not only will you be bidding for the baked goodies, but the notable
will join you in the party you throw to eat the dessert with your friends.
Special
invitations are rumored to have been sent to Paul Patton, Mitch McConnell,
Anne Northup, all the county commissioners, all the aldermen, Tom Jurich,
John L. Smith, Rick Pitino, Denny Crum, Terry Meiners, Mike Berry, Fuzzy
Zeller, J. Bruce Miller, and other notables from radio, television and our
local business world.
Make
your plans to attend the bake sales and help our officials raise the
needed money. Just think
about the party YOU can win with the host of YOUR choice.
Oh,
yeah, have a happy April Fool Day!
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