This morning Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having brunch at a restaurant. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like and he replies, "I'll have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

"And what can I get for you sir?" she asks George W.
He replies, "How about a quickie?"

"Why Mr. President-elect," the waitress says, "How rude...you're starting to act like Clinton and you haven't even been sworn in yet!"

As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers, "It's pronounced "quiche."