by John Knapp
1) Hillary Clinton gets hammered at the polls. Then she gets hammered in the back room and throws things. Good thing the old bag didn’t actually have a hammer…….
2) Barack Obama, ‘Mr. Legacy’, finally gets his report card, and he’s going to fail. Miserably. Thanks for waking up America, Mr. Legacy. We needed that. Socialism has a black eye, and ….#BlackEyesMatter.
3) Donald Trump appoints Pattonesque General ‘Mad Dog’ James Mattis to be Secretary of Defense. Liberals are apoplectic. ISIS, et. al., are now actually facing prospects of undergoing a serious down-sizing in their ‘organizations.’
4) Christmas is back! Happy is on the wax! Hope and Change are for the better again, not for the worse.
5) Global Warming is quite frozen. (Check the nationwide chill map!)
6) Colin Kaepernick is a certified bozo. He’s selling his multi-million dollar mansion, poor thing. Simultaneously, he took a knee and also kicked himself in the arse. Hard to do, but not impossible, apparently.
7) Fidel Castro went toes up. They buried his sorry ash in a safe space. The funeral jeep broke down on the way to the ash heap. How fitting.
8) Donald Trump had a convo with the President of Taiwan. Oh. My. God. Call 60 Minutes!
9) The mainstream (Democrat) press now has ZERO credibility. Or less. Serves them exactly right. (See #1 and #2 above)
10) ‘Baby, It’s Cold Outside’ is a scary song? Really? Well, baby, it is COLD outside! Really cold! (See #5 above…)
John Knapp December 8, 2016
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