Irish Diet
An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. ‘I
want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly
again for 2 days then skip a day … And repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.
The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.’
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly
30lbs!
‘Why, that’s amazing!’ the doctor said, ‘Did you follow my instructions?’
The Irishman nodded …
‘I’ll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t’aut I were going to drop dead on dat
3rd day.’
‘From the hunger, you mean?’ asked the doctor.
‘No, from the skippin’
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