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Irish Diet


An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. ‘I

want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly

again for 2 days then skip a day … And repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.

The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.’

When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly

30lbs!

‘Why, that’s amazing!’ the doctor said, ‘Did you follow my instructions?’

The Irishman nodded …

‘I’ll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t’aut I were going to drop dead on dat

3rd day.’

‘From the hunger, you mean?’ asked the doctor.

‘No, from the skippin’

June 24th, 2011 at 12:28 pm


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