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Warning from Afghanistan


This  morning, from a cave somewhere in Afghanistan , Taliban Minister of  Migration, Mohammed Alibaba Achmed, warned the United States that if  military action against Afghanistan continues, Taliban authorities intend  to cut off America ‘s supply of 7-11 Managers and Motel 6 Managers. If  this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next,  followed by DELL,  AT&T and AOL customer service reps.

Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened not to send us any  more candidates for President either.

It’s gonna get ugly,  people!

May 6th, 2011 at 9:31 pm


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