Splinters in her Crotch
A woman from Los Angeles, CA who was a tree hugger, a Democrat, and an
anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA .
There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She
wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started
to climb the big tree As she neared the top she encountered a spotted
owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down
the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain, she hurried to Mt. Carmel ER to see a doctor.
She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an
anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor
listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait
in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The
angry woman demanded, “What took you so long?” He smiled and then
told her, “Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental
Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land
Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational
area. I’m sorry, but due to Obama Care, they turned me down.”
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