Your Liberty is Our Interest

An ounce of prevention

A  woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.

Doctor: “What happened?”

Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do.  Every time my boyfriend comes
home drunk he beats me up.”

Doctor: “I have a real good medicine for that.

When your boyfriend comes   home drunk, just take a glass of  iced tea and start swishing it in
your mouth but don’t swallow.

Just keep swishing and swishing until he  goes to bed … and is asleep.”

Two weeks  later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and
reborn.

Woman: “Doctor, that was a brilliant idea.  Every time my boyfriend came
home drunk, I  swished with iced  tea.  I swished and swished, and he
didn’t touch me!”

Doctor: “You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps !! ?”

November 18th, 2010 at 2:12 pm


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