An ounce of prevention
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A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. Doctor: “What happened?” Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my boyfriend comes Doctor: “I have a real good medicine for that. When your boyfriend comes home drunk, just take a glass of iced tea and start swishing it in Just keep swishing and swishing until he goes to bed … and is asleep.” Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and Woman: “Doctor, that was a brilliant idea. Every time my boyfriend came Doctor: “You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps !! ?” |
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