Saint Nancy
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On a Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D.C., an aide to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi visited the Bishop of the Catholic cathedral in Washington, D.C.. He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day’s Mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.
The Cardinal replied, “No. I don’t really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Pelosi’s views.” Pelosi’s aide then said, “Look. I’ll write a check right here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you’ll just tell the congregation you The Cardinal thought about it and said, “Well, the church can use the money, so I’ll work your request into tomorrow’s sermon.” As Pelosi’s aide promised, House Speaker Pelosi appeared for the Sunday worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that Speaker Pelosi was present. The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, “Some of her most egregious views are contrary to tenets of the Church, and she tends to flip-flop on many other issues. “Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit. “I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a The Cardinal concluded, |
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