How’s your day going?
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There I was is sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
“Come on, man,” the biker says, “I didn’t think you’d CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying.” “This is the worst day of my life,” I say. ”I’m a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don’t have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my old lady in bed with the gardener and then my dog actually bit me.” “So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all; bought a drink, I dropped a capsule in and sat here watching the poison dissolve; then you; you idiot, show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me, how’s your day going?” |
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