The grandma test
THE GRANDMA TEST
>I was out walking with my Grandson.. He picked up something off of the ground
>and started to put it in his mouth. I took the item away from him and I
>asked him not to do that.
> ‘Why?’ my Grandson asked.
> “Because it’s been on the ground; you don’t know where it’s
>been, it’s dirty, and probably has germs,” I replied.
> At this point, my Grandson looked at me with total admiration
>and asked, “Grandma, how do you know all this stuff?? You are so smart.”
> I was thinking quickly and said to him. “All Grandmas know
>stuff. It’s on the Grandma Test. You have to know it, or they don’t let
>you be a Grandma.”
> We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but he was
>evidently pondering this new information.
> “Oh…I get it! he beamed, So if you don’t pass the
>test you have to be the Grandpa.”
> “Exactly,” I replied with a big smile on my face
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