Your Liberty is Our Interest

New airport security

Here’s a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at
the airports. Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-
ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this
crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long
and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift. Case Closed!

This is so simple that it’s brilliant. I can see it now: you’re in
the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly
thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, “Attention
standby passengers we now have a seat available on flight number…”

April 5th, 2010 at 1:11 pm


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