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light side – gifts for the teacher

Is it Scotch?

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

The florist’s son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

The candy-store owner’s daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor-store owner’s son brought up a big, heavy box.

The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.

She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.”Is it

wine?” she guessed.

“No,” the boy replied.

She tasted another drop and asked,”Champagne?.

“No,”said the little boy…..”It’s a puppy!”

March 1st, 2010 at 3:57 pm


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