Blonde joke
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl, biker bar by mistake.
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> He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
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> After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?
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> The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
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> In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says: ‘Before you tell that joke, cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
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> 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
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> 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
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> 3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate..
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> 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
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> 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
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> ‘Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?
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> The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
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> ‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’
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