Light side – LADY’S YEARLY EXAM
LADY’S YEARLY EXAM
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics.
“How much do you weigh?” she asked. “135,” I said.
The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asked, “Your height?” “5 foot 4,” I said.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5′ 2″.
She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.
“Of course it’s high!” I screamed. ”When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I’m short and fat!”
She put me on Prozac.
February 22nd, 2010 at 3:30 pm
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