I Killed The Old Cow
Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it
full on, and the car comes to a stop. Nancy, in her usual charming
manner, says to the chauffeur, “You get out and check–you were
driving.”
So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that
the animal is dead but it was old.
“You were driving, so you go and tell the
farmer,” says Nancy .
Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled
with a big grin on his face.
“My God, what happened to you?” asks Nancy.
The chauffeur replies, “When I got there, the farmer opened his best
bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter
made love to me.”
“What on earth did you say?” asks Nancy .
“I just knocked on the door and when it opened I said to them, “I’m
Nancy Pelosi’s chauffeur, and I’ve just killed the old cow.”
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